herbsmite 

v. tr - to angrily and vehemently attack someone who innocently brings up a topic of (unbeknownst to them) great contention on an internet forum.

nerd 1: the herbsmiting he received when he mentioned that ubuntu was the greatest distro ever on the BSD chan was legendary.

nerd 2: what? you think BSD is better than ubuntu? i'm gonna herbsmite you..

herbsmite by f.tw April 3, 2009

herbal goodness 

Some really wonderful marijuans. Usually is the chronic and has no sticks or seeds.

Man Im so down. What I wouldnt do for some herbal goodness

herbal goodness by Lance G August 3, 2005

Herbal Remedies 

Another term for a fat sack of weed after a long hard day.

Yo, Louie! It's Colin. I'm feelin' a little sick, let's go get some herbal remedies!

Sick man! Sounds good.

Herbal Remedies by Colin and Louie August 19, 2008

[Herbie Hancock-blocked] 

Being distracted by someone so much that you cant remember a Herbie Hancock reference you were about to say...as evidenced on an episode of the cleveland show.

Man 1:Remember that-that,damn it i forgot!
Man 2:How did you forget that fast?!
Man 1:You Herbie Hancock-blocked me!

[Herbie Hancock-blocked] by Zilchoboy October 19, 2009

Herbert-Hurl 

To puke and pass out at the same time. Based on the events of George H.W. Bush passing out and throwing up on the Japanese Prime Minister's lap at a banquet.

Japanese dude: How did the banquet go last night?
Kiichi Miyazawa (Prime Minister): Great, up until President Bush "Herbert-hurled" on my lap.

Herbert-Hurl by The Hobo Hunter June 11, 2016

herbal american

Pot head, stoner, smoker of cannabis.

One who uses herbal stimulants via edibles, or smoking to mentally or physically better them self's. For personal, spiritual, enlightenment gain

Get outta here stoner.

You can't address em like that any more. They identify as herbal American

herbal american by Plumbsavvy May 17, 2019

Seasoned herb

Used instead of weed or marijuana in places with snitches and/or parents.

Kid: Yo Barry you got any seasoned herb?

Barry: Yeah man how much you need

Seasoned herb by Faggotqueer April 14, 2017