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by TrulyGregNeverCraig June 5, 2019
Get the Gregmug. A Greg is when you are completely useless at everything you do, when you are a Greg you are a master of deception, a Greg is a captain of uselessness. When you are having a day when you feel like a Greg you blag your way out of everything, you huff and puff and blow your own ego. you get others to do your work and claim all the glory, once you have mastered this that when you are a true Greg. until you are a master you are not a Greg, Greg is the rank given to the best at sailing under the radar and getting away with doing nothing, hence Greg is also captain useless.
i dont feel like working today so im just going to do a Greg
i dont shit today so im just going to Greg
i dont shit today so im just going to Greg
by I name December 18, 2019
Get the Gregmug. this nigga Greg don did it again
by the 5 April 11, 2017
Get the Gregmug. The biggest faggot and queer. He has no friends. lives a terrible life. everybody hates him. BIG DOUCHECANOE
by sdfghnjmk, June 1, 2018
Get the Gregmug. 1. Someone who lacks cooking skills and cooks Texas Toast garlic bread in the toaster.
2. Male species of the phenotype nerd. Ears spontaneously turn red.
2. Male species of the phenotype nerd. Ears spontaneously turn red.
by Dominique33 January 11, 2009
Get the Gregmug. A kind of grown man that likes to hit on and molest little boys. He tries to play himself off as a straight male, but does not even attempt to hide his love for the underaged boys. The median age for the type of kids he's attracted is his weight divided by his age. If the child does not fall into that age range, he is not attracted to said child.
Gregs can usually be found working at grocery stores creeping on the little boys. To save on groceries, a young boy can swipe the store's discount card between Greg's asscheeks for 10% off. If you are a female of any age, do not expect to receive any help.
Gregs can usually be found working at grocery stores creeping on the little boys. To save on groceries, a young boy can swipe the store's discount card between Greg's asscheeks for 10% off. If you are a female of any age, do not expect to receive any help.
by SugarTs November 4, 2009
Get the Gregmug. A male of the human genus who can only have sex on the first Wednesday of the month and only in the the second half of the year ei, July-December. Greg can only fornicate with women named named Janice, Ellen, Diana, Bobbie, Sandra, and Lucy. If these requirements aren't met, his penis promptly falls off and has to be reattached with specialty imported superglue made from camel shit, horsefly eggs, chicken cheese, cryogenically frozen corn gruel, and the whipped RNA extract from the saliva of a pica patient's gum bezoar.
Greg's detachable penis will get him nowhere in life.
Greg must learn to have sexual relations with women with other names or he has a very slim chance of getting laid in the future.
My boyfriend's penis falls off unless I have sex with him infrequently under very specific criteria, he must be a Greg.
Greg must learn to have sexual relations with women with other names or he has a very slim chance of getting laid in the future.
My boyfriend's penis falls off unless I have sex with him infrequently under very specific criteria, he must be a Greg.
by soberbutugly January 24, 2011
Get the Gregmug.