Deacon

A guy who has no spine and no rizz. He'll never speak up for himself. If there's a girl he likes he'll simp for her like a dog on a leash. He'll be permanently in a financial crisis because he's spending all his money for the girl he likes all for her to put him in the friendzone. Whatever her interests are he will force himself to enjoy those interests. Don't be a Deacon.
My friend is such a Deacon he has no money for food because he spent all his money gettin his girl a gift.
by zuhazana April 09, 2024
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Deacon Jelinek

The finest of deacons. Sense of humor. Presides over a freshman religion class. Unknown relation to Jallen and Krotec.
You want to be in Deacon Jelinek's class.
by Spuds33 September 12, 2022
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John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage
Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!
by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018
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