dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018

Dairy Dumper

A post-pregnancy female that when is on top dumps her milk laden breast upon your chest.

B: When they ride you and they’re leaking milk all over your chest?

S: Do you mean a set of dairy dumpers?

by Midwest farmer January 8, 2021

sexual dairy

Using butter for sex lube. See also butt-er.

"Please use the butt-er" as she glanced at the stick of butter on his nightstand. Sexual dairy

by Studmuffindelux November 22, 2019

Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

dairy fust

A spoonerism for "fairy dust". See definition of spoonerism.

That sticker looks like it's covered in dairy fust!

The dairy fust in my vajayjay is real itchy, I need a shower.

I found dairy fust in your boxers! You betta not be cheatin!

You: Ke$ha is awesome!
Me: Her? She's the dairy fust queen.

by Grammre Natsi October 30, 2011

Lawn Dairy

When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.

I blew the biggest nut on this chicks hair pussy, I gave that broad some lawn dairy!!

by Vagiant October 16, 2008