dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018

Dairy Queen

A ice cream place that any 7 year old kid will beg you to get for him.
An expensive as hell price for any of their products.

MOM!!! MOM!!!!!! CAN WE GO TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GET A LARGE BLIZZARD??????????

by wat027 January 12, 2022

Dairy Farm

Sweat shops comprised of rows of women hooked up to breast pumps to produce breast milk for body builders in the early 90s.

Joshua: Hey Mike, did you swing by the Dairy Farm?

Mike: Hell yeah brah. I got the breast milk. Will you spot my bench?

Joshua: Totally bro.

by MattSicko November 17, 2020

Dairy Dumper

A post-pregnancy female that when is on top dumps her milk laden breast upon your chest.

B: When they ride you and they’re leaking milk all over your chest?

S: Do you mean a set of dairy dumpers?

by Midwest farmer January 8, 2021

sexual dairy

Using butter for sex lube. See also butt-er.

"Please use the butt-er" as she glanced at the stick of butter on his nightstand. Sexual dairy

by Studmuffindelux November 22, 2019