Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
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2. A dirty diaper.
3. Just a regular old nap. Does not have to be a crap nap can be a marvelously refreshing nap as well.
2. A dirty diaper.
3. Just a regular old nap. Does not have to be a crap nap can be a marvelously refreshing nap as well.
Gosh im tired, guess ill take a good old crappy nappy.
Don't be like Tommy, he's practically a fish, he takes a crappy nappy twice a day.
Don't be like Tommy, he's practically a fish, he takes a crappy nappy twice a day.
by JHalp February 16, 2026
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