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bubblegum dumb 

Kinda like a brain fart or not being able to remember something that should automatically been remembered by heart. u feel dumb for not remembering.
bubblegum dumb by Say.. October 26, 2017

bubblegum bullshit 

bullshit with extra bubblegum; a term used in an extra shitty situation or conversation. bittersweet and expressive when pissed the fuck off. can be used in any context, but works best when you could say fuck that or this shit is stupid.

“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”

“if you like avocados, stfu you aren’t allowed to have that bubblegum bullshit opinion and should have your rights taken away”

Bubblegum Blowjob 

When you put a piece of gum in your mouth, and instead of chewing it, you only suck on it.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what do you have in your mouth?
Dude: Oh, just giving a bubblegum blowjob.
Bubblegum Blowjob by gage and liz November 3, 2012

bubblegum emo 

bubblegum emo by Arron sturfri October 16, 2018

bubblegum metal 

Heavy metal made for hot girls by wasted men who think they are hot stuff.
Matt: Where you there? His band played a full set to a packed crowd mostly chicks.

Elsa: Bubblegum metal?

Matt: I don't like it.

Elsa: I rather get wasted than talk about it. That type of music blows.

Matt: You're right, fuck 'em.
bubblegum metal by metalsucks October 16, 2012

Bubblegum yardstick 

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock
Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =]