snow job

When someone is down in the snow and you kick snow in their face.

Mark's Mom: So, Mark, how was your day at school?

Mark: Well, it was pretty good, except when Michael gave me a snow job at recess.

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 9, 2006

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snow white

Someone (usually a woman) who is given the highest accolade of seven dwarfs when being judged on attractiveness. The word derives from the tale of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' in which Snow White befriends seven dwarfs but is made ill by a poison red apple. Therefore if it is later discovered that a snow white has a major flaw (or weakness), the flaw is termed a red apple (poison red apple or poison apple).

Friend1: "How was Brazil?"
Friend2: "It was full of snow whites."

by Sir Pink Panther July 31, 2008

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Snow Patrol

The shittest band in the history of the world who got famous by playing the shittiest 3 chord progressions ever written.

If you listen to Snow Patrol you are a douche.

by Necromancer666 March 18, 2009

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Dutch snow

1. Somebody or something that forces itself upon you even though you don't want it there, and does outrageous things to impress you but you really don't want them/it there. Usually used to describe people who invite themselves over even though you aren't even friends with them.

1. Dude 1: Man, that Peter Bear guy invited himself over to our party, but nobody actually ever talks to him or hangs out with him. Then he did all this crazy stuff and totally killed the mood.

Dude 2: Man, he is so Dutch Snow.

2. Asshole: Hey man, how about tomorrow I come over to your party, you better get some extra breezers for me!
You: Don't be so Dutch snow man. GTFO.

by EurAzNPersuAZN December 26, 2010

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