hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023

Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

HOG nesta

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.

"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"

"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"

by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025

SLOBBER HOG

A nasty disgusting pig of a person

Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.

by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024

hanging hog

Country boy getting some sex from his girl

Duke forgot his laptop was on and Next the world saw him hanging hog with Betty.

by Angerspawn March 22, 2018

Hog

When somethings big, but in a good way.

Hey Paul, look at her huge tits! Jesus Christ, they're HOG!

by Not a Dickbeard March 26, 2025

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021