Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.

I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..

by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020

social sanction

Sanction refers to either a penalty or a punishment so when you put the word "social" in front of it, it refers to a group or organization that has norms and boundaries and you either get punished from crossing the norms and boundaries, but can also be rewarded for staying and complying with the norm. The reward is also a factor of social sanctioning.

The social sanctioning tolerance for the Nazi Organization is quite high.

by anonymousgoat March 12, 2016

Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.

1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"

by SickDave September 22, 2020

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

socially-unfit

When somebody is socially-unfit, they aren't mature/and or ready to be on the internet and or need to learn their manners on the internet.

Socially unfit, a person who is not ready for the internet, and or social media, who is unfit.

Subject: Can I have Discord?
Person: No, you are socially-unfit.

by m6lsanne April 5, 2021

Southern Social

A family reunion in the south that ends in sex

That southern social left me real sore after my brother joined in.

by ClassieGlass February 11, 2020

Socially Weaponised

When someone's social skills are so impeccably bad that they harm others mental state and cause havoc in social situations.

That socially weaponised meat head is the sole reason for my mental health problems.

by AaronL042 September 7, 2021