I don't give a fig

It means, I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fig if you own a PhD in International Relations, I am the boss here!

by Brasf June 23, 2016

marijuana i don't wanna

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no

friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna

by kindofanicon June 10, 2018

Well I don't know

When Rikki knows that he fucked up and it's trying to act stupid!!

Rikki what happen with this customer product?
Well I don't know!!

by Xcazz June 13, 2019

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

Don't be so straight about it

A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.

Woah dude, we don't bang girls here. Don't be so straight about it.

by PubicPaskey March 30, 2017

don't taste me bro

Often used as a way to fend off rough-housing which may involve licking.
Also used when a person is getting too close for comfort and practically licking the user of the term.

"Don't taste me bro!" Gene said when T. J. was getting in his personal bubble.

by Terrowin Cheeseman March 10, 2017

where sun don't shine

Here as ass.

I will shove up this ruler where sun don't shine.

by wheresundon'tshine May 29, 2020