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The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
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Unicorn

A unicorn are supposed to be an animal extremely unusually rare and beautiful hence when you find a person who has a look or style to them which you normally find a turn off or something your normally just not into at all attractive, that would make them a unicorn and just like with little girl and unicorns in some cases when you find a unicorn due to there rarity and shock factor can cause some people to become obsessed or have delusions of being in love.
You: hey that guy over there with the long hair is unbelievably hot.

Friend: I thought your not into guys with long hair?
You: I'm not. He's just a UNICORN.

Friend: I can tell. You haven't stopped staring at the man since he got here.
by B. Rexx January 6, 2025
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unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
i dont have any unicorn blood
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 5, 2016
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Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"
Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night
by Fredzillian November 20, 2019
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Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.
Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!
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Unicorn

A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time
He seems perfect he must be a unicorn
by Almighty one May 16, 2022
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