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Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

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Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"
by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018
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morning

1- Period between 6:00 AM until 12:00 PM (midday).
2- Period between 6:00 AM until 11:59 AM.
3- Period between sunrise until 12:00 PM (midday).
Morning.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
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Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
by EmJayee January 25, 2019
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Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.
Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
by réeeee May 22, 2018
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Morning Burn

That feeling in the morning when the roof of your mouth, when in contact with water, feels like it's burning so fucking bad.
I usually experience Morning Burn, maybe because I open my mouth while I'm asleep.
by Da Berrrr September 17, 2016
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Chatham good morning

A Chatham Good Morning, named for the Cape Cod town, is a breakfast consisting of a cup of clam chowder and a doughnut.
After that Chatham Good Morning, I knew I could accomplish anything that day.
by GoddardRocket123 May 26, 2023
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