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Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.
That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.
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half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and one grandparent in common.
Half-cousin.
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cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and two grandparents in common.
Cousin.
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irregular-double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-cousin.
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double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of aunt (father's sister) at the same time.
3- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
Double-cousin.
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half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
Half-second-cousin.
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second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.
Second-cousin.
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