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Burn The Clown

Throwing Paint on a girls vagina and lighting it on fire with a match.
by Venir October 8, 2011
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Clown Mouthing

When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.
"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."
by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008
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Clown shoes

When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.

Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Clown shoes

Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga

Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga

Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.

His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.

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by True deff December 30, 2018
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Send in the clowns

Refering to the movie Joker (2019)'s song "Send In The Clowns"

Often used as a term to raid a place as a clown.
by throwaway111 October 15, 2019
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Silly Clown

When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"
by Count Mortimer August 8, 2003
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Bicycle Clown

A retarded person who doesn't use grammar.
Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."

Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
by fourteeneffcali May 15, 2009
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clown water

Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.

Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through

Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
by Source: Hezekiah Brockett, February 20, 2008
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