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Mary Kate and Ashleys

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.
We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 1, 2020
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Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015
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Ashley Fink

A descriptive word for a complete shithead of an individual widely known for telling people to kill themselves for haha reacting to a post on social media.
Don't pull an Ashley Fink if you don't want to publicly ruin your own life in 30 minutes or less.
by Fishdontswim June 8, 2022
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Ashley

Ashley is such a sexy ass nigga with a big black dick.Ashley gets unlimited pussy and is one of the best guys you could ever meet.If you ever meet a Ashley you're incredibly lucky he could change your life,and for the girls take your chance to get in bed with him he does miracles under those sheets
by Shblow November 24, 2021
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Ashley

Is a woman you could know for more than half your life and never forget, seldom does a day go by that you don't think about her.

She may have a few skeletons in her closet "litteraly"and a quirky sense of humor but her weird will always complement your weird.

She has a natural beauty that you'll never forget. Not to mention hubba hubba.

A real creative type that at times doubts herself but keeps moving forward. Her works can be an inspiration and a reason to better yourself.

It doesn't matter what you do with her, it could be a quiet night on the couch watching sad porn and laughing about it or picking up dead things off the side of the road you'll be happy to just be there with her.
Dude every time I sit on the toilet I think about Ashley.
Ashley makes me so hard that I need to go rub one out now.
by Fapspatter2385 December 7, 2021
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Ashley

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Art and my days⭐️
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Ashley is doing this for a dare.
by doodlecans June 12, 2024
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Ashley

Ashleys are great people. The name is usually used for girls. If you know an Ashley, you probably know how nice they can be. They are not just kind, but they are just the right amount of serious and protective. They can be funny, and they can be dull. But they overall are great people.
Ashley’s are awesome
by Queen_Namer2012 March 9, 2022
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