Mary Kate and Ashleys

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.

We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.

by blotan84 July 1, 2020

ashley w

a great guy

yo g you know ashley w

is a g

by i got sum cheese burgers man November 7, 2018

Ashley Fink

A descriptive word for a complete shithead of an individual widely known for telling people to kill themselves for haha reacting to a post on social media.

Don't pull an Ashley Fink if you don't want to publicly ruin your own life in 30 minutes or less.

by Fishdontswim June 8, 2022

Ashley

Ashley is such a sexy ass nigga with a big black dick.Ashley gets unlimited pussy and is one of the best guys you could ever meet.If you ever meet a Ashley you're incredibly lucky he could change your life,and for the girls take your chance to get in bed with him he does miracles under those sheets

I heard Ashley piping my marj the other day

by Shblow November 24, 2021

Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015

Ashley

Ashley is one of the cutest, weirdest, and funniest person I’ve ever met. She had the ability to turn every single conversation into dirty talk. She had underdeveloped skills of typing in Chinese even though her rizz is next level, especially in Chinese. She talks unhinged and resists going to bed at 3 am even though her brain is fried. Her desire towards stitch is to the point where she wants to cosplay stitch and run around the house scaring everyone. She’s one of the people I’ve known the longest, who I still talk to; though she got grounded for months because her mom actually cares about her unlike mine. Also she easily gets rizzed because she wants it soooo bad. She wants to bend me over and spank me but I’m pulling the uno reverse tactic. She’s going to love it. She’s probably the most caring person that’ll ever live, when I’m mad at myself, she reminds me how wonderful a person I am, even though she’ll only get more rizz from me in return. She is truly a lovable person, and I am grateful to have such a wonderful friend who actually cares about me.

I think Ashley is a wonderful human-being, and that is why I am rizzing her so hard right now.

by theawesomenessperson May 11, 2025

Ashley

Ashley , aka the Ring of Fire, also referred to as the Circum-Pacific Belt, is a path along the Pacific Ocean characterized by active volcanoes and frequent earthquakes. The majority of Earth’s volcanoes and earthquakes take place along the Ring of Fire.

Dude 1: Damn bro, did you visit Ashley yet?
Dude 2: Are you kidding?! Imma be roasted alive!

by letabich March 7, 2022