by kingmanthing November 15, 2016
when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce
by waca waca 22 November 25, 2013
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 04, 2021
Matt: Have you met Chris yet?
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018
The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 20, 2022
by 👑 Prince Vince 👑 August 25, 2022
When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
by Huxtable Smithers January 20, 2025