Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.
Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
by Samuel Adams Wisner September 22, 2010
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x(ed)-out

completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.
He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.
by JQ back injury April 20, 2019
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Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
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ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple
"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"
by ew6 March 17, 2023
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@ed

The verb form of @, used to refer to having @ed someone in the past.
"Sorry I @ed you"
"No it's fineee"
by marcywustanlolz September 22, 2021
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100%ed

a term often used by games to refer to reaching 100% of a video game's progress.
man, i just 100%ed Skyrim... what am i gonna do now?
by ryykou July 28, 2022
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John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!
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