Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 09, 2022

Dave Dimachke

Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS

Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay

by mddimachke May 05, 2011

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 05, 2021

Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

Later Dave

The new “Bye Felicia”

This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.

“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”

by Th3lok May 19, 2018

Cooling and Dave

friends

not friends with beany, he is a cunt

by bob October 24, 2003

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003