menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

ass clown

A person who's either funny by making fun of other people and being an ass, or a person who's not funny but still considered an ass at the same time.

Kid 1: haha that kid's hilarious
Kid 2: haha yeah, but he's such an ass clown.

by MJ89 May 23, 2005

clown shoes

A person who who you hate and is a joke to you

you see someone you dont like and you say your fucking clown shoes

by jimbo balls October 24, 2007

punish the clown

To beat ones meat.

Wow! Jack Heath can sure punish the clown!

by HMish chats September 27, 2013

clown boobs

going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.

So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!

by zxmonster September 21, 2014

Send in the clowns

Refering to the movie Joker (2019)'s song "Send In The Clowns"

Often used as a term to raid a place as a clown.

Dude I hate school, someone send in the clowns!

by throwaway111 October 15, 2019

Silly Clown

When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.

"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"

by Count Mortimer August 8, 2003