Girlfriend

An anonymous person that doesn't exist or dissapears after a couple of days

- How is the machine working automatically?
- My girlfriend is using it
- LMAO

by Twisterwasd February 11, 2023

Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....

Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Girlfriend

a girlfriend is someone you really like or love

man 1: hey man why couldn't you come with us yesterday ?
man 2: i was with my girlfriend

by whatwordsmean December 26, 2022

girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.

“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”

by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022

Attorney girlfriend

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.

Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022