feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

Feel

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

"He could feel her leg beneath the table slyly."

Here, the word "feel" is used to indicate the action of one person touching or stroking another person secretly and subtly beneath a table.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

feels

n. a way for a person to describe their emotion

something that hits their heart, not physically.

The feels in No Game No Life : Zero is so unbearable. I literally have tears flowing down from my face

by EdgarNonsense June 1, 2018

I feel like royaltea

How you happily describe being invited to a fancy-schmancy gathering of upper-middle-class "sweet little old ladies" who are partaking of their afternoon cups of brewed herbal beverages.

Nerdy teenager: Besides her paying me a generous amount to help her around the house, Mrs. Jones also always invites me to share the weekly 4 PM "chamomile 'n' crackers" social with her and "the girls" from her knitting club --- I feel like royaltea sitting at da table wif all of those gentle smilingly-sociable grammas!

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

Do you feel in charge?

When you are about to kill your boss... possibly over strawberries and fiber for cross fitness.

"John I need you to go clean out the mens room"
"Do you feel in charge?"
"Whats with the bane mask?"

by Your father in heaven God March 6, 2021

feeling the flow

what kids who look like 4th graders and have mohawks feel at all times.

Colton:Dude I am feeling the flow.
Sam:Totally Bro.

by i<3-69 October 3, 2010

Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Let's go girls
C'mon
I'm goin' out tonight, I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout, uh
No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman (hey!)
The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance, we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman
Uh, huh
Oh, yeah

The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
(The way I feel)

Man, I feel like a woman
Hey!
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Act totally crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

by Death Menace September 16, 2022