scott-ed

To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.

Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!

by Get scott-ed May 30, 2023

ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple

"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"

by ew6 March 17, 2023

Dodd 'ed

Getting Dodd 'ed....the word itself is Similar to "dotted" as in getting your I dotted, except totally different. Getting Dodd 'ed means a guy who comes over to see you for sex only a couple times a week or month, and when he cums, he says OH YEAH BABY HERE I GO, and when he leaves, he makes a straight line (not dotted) to another female to Dodd her P also. "OH YEAH!" He just goes around Dodd ing all the lady's P's. munching and punching. and its starts over again and again, sort of like being Rick Rolled.

She thought she had her a good man, but to her dismay, he was just Dodd 'ing her.

He Dodd 'ed her so many times, she ran out of lube

He Dodds like a Rabbit

by theblogking March 18, 2023

does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.

All this writing it does me ed in

by rickyness March 28, 2023

Alex Ed Miller

Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.

“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”

by xAybann March 30, 2023

Ichi-ed

Roll an 1 on a dice.

Bro you got Ichi-ed.

by YizTJ1259 June 9, 2024

Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran

I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool

by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024