sexual personality disorder

A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experience and may sometimes have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult and may sometimes be aggressive from displacement

Roger suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018

Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Yapping Disorder

The painful uncontrolable urge to Yap

John: Angela how has your day been?

Angela: i woke up and blabalalala there was a shirt on the floor and blalalala my sister said i eat to much for breakfast blalalala.....

John: You are making my ears bleed, i think you are suffering from chronic Yapping Disorder

by negward January 17, 2024

SUUK Disorder

Sudden Urge for Useless Knowledge disorder is a product of the smartphone era where an un-contained train of thought ends in a random question that you simply must look up the answer to. Very frequent during an exam period or other moment of extended monotony.

~I wonder if the actress that played Lyndesy Lohan's twin in 'The Parent Trap' has been in any other movies I know~ "Damnit SUUK Disorder"

"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."

by Tuonra January 15, 2018

Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

age-related mood disorder

A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.

My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder

by Sexydimma January 26, 2015

Colussi Disorder

When someone feels the need to be an asshole for no apparent reason and just enjoys putting other people down. If you are suffering from this you probably ask stupid questions and get mad when someone asks you to do anything that will make their lives a bit easier.

"That person is so mean for no reason."
"I think they have Colussi Disorder!"

by I_Hate_Your_Guts May 1, 2021