by Periclod June 10, 2018
Get the keep it christianmug. An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."
by Grumpig December 13, 2018
Get the Christian Orgymug. The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.
"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron
by Abetterworld September 4, 2018
Get the Christian Moronmug. by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017
Get the christian kissmug. Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...
"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"
by M_A_P May 11, 2007
Get the Betty Christianmug. Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019
Get the Hans Christianmug. GIRL: who dat?
OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH
OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH
by The really Horny Bitch June 5, 2016
Get the christian liwanagmug.