is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?

phrase: someone who is being an absolute silly cunt

homelander: is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?
the ginger twat: yes my idiot brain is getting fucked by stupid.

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)

I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol

by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care

"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020

National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day

Harass and bully the most annoying little shit in your friend group day
September 28

LS: "Why the fuck are you being so mean today?"
OP: "Because it's National Bully Your Annoying Friend Day you little bitch"

by whathemango September 27, 2021

National give a hoodie to your crush day

National give your hoodie to your crush day, give a hoodie to your crush

Don: Hey pam its october 26 National give a hoodie to your crush day.
Pam:thanks?

by George jameson2764 October 26, 2019

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020