Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature

Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl

by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Strife Theory Guy

Famous CatchPhrase - “My Hair Is Still Wet”
Goated ro wrestling guy
Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy

Strife Theory Guy Real

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022

The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".

"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"

by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024

Level 11 Theory

The idea that every game of Clash Royale on TikTok using only tournament levels is a friendly battle, as all of the weird strategies that end up working are typically tournament-standard full level 11 games

‘bro wtf this guy on TikTok used pump ebarbs rocket bait and 3 crowned?’
‘that’s level 11 theory lol no way that’s real’

by Sarazz October 7, 2025

Pip Theory

The arrangement that people instinctively assume within any confined space, coinciding with the spacing of pips (dots) upon the faces of a 6-sided die.

Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.

When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.

by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025