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Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
mugGet the Good morning and God blessmug.

morning

Part of the day that is between 06:00 to 12:00 (midday/noon).
Morning.
by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025
mugGet the morningmug.

morning afternoonish

When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting
by The real one December 21, 2014
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Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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morning stupid

the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.
guy1: hey you alright
guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid
by Jish_potato October 14, 2016
mugGet the morning stupidmug.

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"
"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"
by Lechonk December 11, 2022
mugGet the Mythical Morningmug.

morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
mugGet the morning pastrymug.

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