A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
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When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..
Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
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