Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.

Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".

by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012

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holy shit god

one who's ass reeks of pure stench- worse than rotted oxen flesh sitting in arizona sun for several years. the ruler of ass funk often despised yet admired by his closest of drinking buddies

My boy big herm is the holy shit god himself. He often clears out entire house parties with his anal attacks.

by rocafella and herm September 25, 2006

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When you type something for an instant message (ie. MSN Messenger) and after typing it you read it while hovering your hand over the Enter key. Upon reading it you decide to press Enter but right at the last moment you realize that:

a) you typed something wrong; or
b) your in the wrong conversation

But can't stop yourself from pressing enter in time, resulting in the message being sent anyways, much to your dismay.

Uh-huh, that looks good. Guess I'll send that. Wait a minute somethings wrong!

Oh Click Shit

by CJM18 January 9, 2009

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shit golden eggs

1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.

1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.

by Abra June 21, 2004

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