SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022

Salt fever

Obsession with reaching a higher speed on the bonneville salt flats.

James says he isnt leaving till he hits 160. Hes got salt fever.

by Cpdough18 February 28, 2022

Shitter Salt

When someone has to shit really bad (or has diarrhea) but also intends to do a summersalt and in the act of doing the summersalt they shit themselves (sometimes leaving a trail of shit).

Tanner wasn't feeling well yesterday and he went to do a summersalt but when he did it. he accidently shit himself creating a shitter salt.

by Zoinks Scoob January 26, 2026