Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.
Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.
by XafklegendX April 18, 2024
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Morning Lazziness

When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....

We all know "Morning shows the day"

To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.

If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.

Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.

We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.

With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
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by Morning Lazziness February 28, 2022
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morning sanchez

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.
by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024
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Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.
Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.
by BWitched January 09, 2022
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Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.
I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
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Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.
She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.
by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023
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Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.
I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!
by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023
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