whales and the dinosaurs

When you want to fuck with your kids about the birds and the bees

"I know everything about the birds and the bees!"
"Well have you heard about the whales and the dinosaurs?"

by awdaefrg December 20, 2016

Whale-Ussy

Da whale pussy

"omg look at that massive Whale-ussy"

by STRATOSPHERE303 October 21, 2023

Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.

" My dog just died."
"Whale den"

by Rainbuttcorntin January 14, 2017

National bully whales day

On April 20th all whales must be bullied

Guy: whales are bad and should be bullied
Other guy: well April 20th is national bully whales day

by National bully whales day April 19, 2021

beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 02, 2021

Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken

We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling

by cytobomb November 05, 2022