whale

a whale is someone who spends a lot of money on a game

"you're a whale."
"no, i didn't even spend that much??"
"you just spent over $1k on the game..."

by vtm1266 September 9, 2025

beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

Blue Whale

When someone's "blowhole" is plugged with penis, the individual turns blue due to lack of oxygen and starts to thrash and punch (that is to say "wail") until they are dead. Often times this is done when one person using unethical/criminal hypnosis (aka hypnotism) hypnotizes a target that they otherwise would not be able to bed, or heavier set women. The air escaping the body after would have kind of a whale sound to it.

"We hypnotized this chick and we got her to organize and have a raffle to determine which one of us gets to blue whale her, her family's been invited and they're excited to attend because she's been isolating lately and they're really supportive of her and happy to see her doing something social."

by Cantbetruertryesay December 21, 2025

Beluga Whale

The act of diving away from someone and mooning them on your way out above the water

I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank

Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water

by Hithereandreaches January 30, 2023

Nebraskan Whale

when your missus takes the term 'wet willy' a bit too far

I'm going to perform what i like to call the nebraskan whale

by ginger sket November 20, 2021