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Damn cage

Part 3 coming in hot.

God "SNAAAKE!"

Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"

God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"

Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "You know, I knew you would do it but I was really hoping I'd be wrong. This... This is... I mean look at Adam... He's terrified. He doesn't know what's going on."

Adam 🫣

Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"

God "Don't say it!"

Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"

God 😞

Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"

God "Just leave..."

Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"

God "LEAVE!" 🤬

Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨

God "You can..." 😒

Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."

God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔

Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
mugGet the Damn cagemug.

damn daniel

When your mate Daniel is so fly in his white vans and stussy shirt.
"Damn Daniel, at it again with the white vans"
by tagmeinyourmemes September 5, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

Damn Daniel!

The successor of "What are Those?!"

Used to compliment someone who looks like a stud.
*Daniel walks in in a polo, jeans, and white vans shoes*

Damn Daniel!
by ShifuKWu September 3, 2016
mugGet the Damn Daniel!mug.

Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?
by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023
mugGet the Damn the CIAmug.

Damn daniel

A guy with absolutely no talent and no taste in clothing walking around In white vans while being recorded.
by Ce._.li._.ne August 31, 2016
mugGet the Damn danielmug.

Damn Daniel!

Something Surprising or such as a movie, game, food, drink, etc.
someone who looks attractive or what they are wearing is attractive like their clothes shoes , accessories, perfume, makeup, etc..
Damn Daniel! These are some nice Vans!
Damn Daniel! She is fine!
by xoliahx September 5, 2016
mugGet the Damn Daniel!mug.

damn daniel

Phrase
Damn Daniel is a phrase that has risen to popularity in 2016. The phrase started from a Vine where a friend says "Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the white vans!" The phrase has now been used in real life situations so that someone can torment their friend Daniel. If your name is Daniel, prepared to get tormented for life :)
by Paradise Paradox August 24, 2016
mugGet the damn danielmug.

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