Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".
"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato
by Duke Frenchington The IV December 29, 2013
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cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!
homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"
by Ashkatekim November 20, 2008
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potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)
"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".
by bowza September 27, 2006
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Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.
My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.
by squirrellswin December 13, 2009
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whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.
She's such a whack potato!
by Itskatie96 March 26, 2016
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disfunctional potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together
by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021
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Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.
" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "
by Persian Papi May 15, 2016
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