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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
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After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM
by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after
Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.
by Baby Octane October 9, 2017
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Morning Dweller

A morning dweller is a person who wakes up and starts their day between 2 and 4 AM.
Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!
by The Imperial Empire December 8, 2017
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