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by Homosexualkiddo July 22, 2017
Get the jordan felix blakemug. The GOAT himself from Akron Ohio, 10 straight finals runs, on every all time stat list, 4 time nba champion (soon to be 5), still top of the league at 37, it’s lebron james. Then there’s some bald loser who got cut from high school basketball team and soon to be irrelevant after lebron wins another ring, it’s michael “crying” jordan.
You guys are debating lebron vs jordan ?! There’s nothing to debate everyone knows who’s better lebron 😂.
by Hibdhsbbs July 12, 2022
Get the lebron vs jordanmug. by stefan condello May 21, 2011
Get the jordans worst nightmaremug. The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.
Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?
Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.
Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.
by Usermyname May 31, 2018
Get the Jordan Kleppermug. hey did you here the guys at the space station banging
no it must have been rocket boy
oh yea totaly jordan kennedy
no it must have been rocket boy
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by jordan the rocket boy August 11, 2012
Get the jordan kennedymug. A running back in the NFL
by stierney May 13, 2005
Get the Lamont Jordanmug. Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022
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