.5 inches

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.

by eatmyassrachel May 25, 2019

august 5

names begin with J, absolute twats that tell ppl to kill themselves, hates ppl that have girlfriends bcs he cant get one, thinks theyre hard but got battered by alfie kellet, can only handle .25 in a joint, has only 2 friends that barely even like him

ginger boy: im hanging out with my gf today
august 5: no tell her to jump off a bridge

by vscogirl123456789 November 2, 2019

PlayStation 5

Its just a fricking Wi-Fi router.
Who the frick designed it has a reserved place in the hell

I have new Wi-Fi router,
its called "PlayStation 5"

by RatInFreezer June 12, 2020

5-pwned

adj. The state of getting pwned by the police, whether it's getting pulled over for burning a red at 2am, speeding or getting arrested.

Tyrone got 5-pwned in L.A. for doing 65 in a 64

You give that cop the finger and he's bound to 5-pwn your ass.

by mddan January 17, 2007

5/7

on workdays; five days a week

at least YOU get paid while i'm here hanging at school 5/7 and getting paid sand!

by qjqjjqqqj February 19, 2020

march 5

traes birthday .

today is march 5(traes birthday).

by Drooooozey April 7, 2019

5-O

slang for cops cause one hand has five fingers the other hand makes an o showing that cops dont have dicks and canft fuck there wives

run its da 50

by mijit March 19, 2004