loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie

I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Jizz Whipple

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.

Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!

by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011

jizz collector

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014

Jizz jetway

Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.

I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.

by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019

Chick Jizz

The fluid that comes out of the vagina when a woman squirts.

Dude 1: "Bro, i was eating this chick out yesterday and i got chick jizz on my face"

Dude 2: "Dude i know you got pics lets see"

by Badass McGeexD January 21, 2011

Jizz Packet

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014