Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 1, 2018
Get the History's Hemorrhoidmug. by Smaughlin August 28, 2021
Get the history lizardmug. A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?
Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.
Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Do we all remember the time in BBW season 2 when Biggie's bouncer tried to rape Ara Ara Gomez... so this is how the story goes... they were vibing in the house party where biggie's bouncer lured Ara Ara to the bathroom to dance with her. the intent of the Bouncer was to hide from biggie while collecting from a girl. now the bathroom was locked at this moment.. and they were dancing there having fun at first. then the bouncer started getting all sexual which Ara Ara Gomez did not like.. soo Ara warned him but the bouncer did not listen... and Ara was no longer interested and tried to leave but the bouncer started becoming physical with her forcing her to stay and this was when it turns into rape. Ara was then screaming for help.. but no one could here her. the bouncer started raping her by pressing her sexually. Ara screamed and Screamed and then Cody heard her voice and called attention to the door. everyone was wondering what was going on meanwhile... Ara was collecting inside screaming for help, the bouncer was really enjoying .. pressing her everywhere, then cody decided to break down the door which was successful and the housemates saw what had transpired and called out biggie, Cody and Unknown rushed the Bouncer and the other bouncers came in and took the bouncer criminal away while Austin tapping his head. Biggie deeply apologized and Ara Ara Gomez was in an emotional trauma.
by Ebuksam February 29, 2024
Get the History of Worldwidemug. the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.
I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.
by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by The brothers 270 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.