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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019
mugGet the I’m running an entire bank on my laptopmug.

bank you

Person1: Did you check the memes I sent you?
Person2: I haven't yet, I'm at work. I'll check them later, bank you.
by Petipainkiller March 1, 2018
mugGet the bank youmug.

TD BANK

hey you see that TD BANK what is it called? toronto da minion
by o_ncw is my user for roblos February 2, 2023
mugGet the TD BANKmug.

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.
Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking
by ASAP AP February 27, 2019
mugGet the ditch bankingmug.

bank fidy

man we are so getting bank fidy net tomorrow.
by confused brother August 8, 2012
mugGet the bank fidymug.

monty banking

So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.
"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.
by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017
mugGet the monty bankingmug.

elijah banks

Elijah banks is a cool guy! Loyal to his girl and his friends. He also has a short temper but all he needs is a little love, he also makes people smile and very over protective.
by Lav5100 April 22, 2017
mugGet the elijah banksmug.

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