California sucks bloody anus

see california and that it SUCKS!

I wipe my ass on that state and everybody in it.

by hippie killer April 4, 2005

California cheese burger

When your bitch is giving you head and then she tightly grabs your balls and then graphically shoves them up your ass hole. Usually the man would try to take it out but the bitch would insist leave them in.

Ow that hurt was that a California cheese burger

by Dough Nozzle March 14, 2019

California Works Cited

A system of citing academic writing that is inferior to that of the Chicago Works Cited system. This is based on the elemental fact that Chicago is a far superior region of the United States to california. Often used to insult poorly cited works.

Eric: "Did you read Paul's PL300 paper?"
Cory: "Yeah, I think he used California Works Cited."
Eric: "Haha! Yeah that paper is totally failing... Its terrible!"

by RM549 February 8, 2010

California Corn Dog with Ketchup

A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.

Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

university of california san diego

The university of california social distancing because everyone there is gross and will get corona virus within the next year.

You go to the University of California San Diego? You must have big brains and no life.

by aredevy July 16, 2020

The Old California Flim Flam

Any sort of hooligans, shenanigans, tomfoolery or possible hijinks. Or anything that could possibly explained as "the old California Flim Flam".

"I think that cashier is trying to pull the old California flim flam, he short changed me!"
"yeah he got drunk last night and pulled the old California flim flam, no one knows what happened to him."
"I think they thought I was trying to pull the old California flim flam, but I was just trying to get something to eat!"
"Yeah he really pulled the old California flim flam on you."
"Sounds like the Old California flim flam to me."
"Yeah that couple is really pulling the Old California Flim Flam!"

by Jimbers March 3, 2007

on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality

She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.

by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009