When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.
Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?
Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.
Chuck: Have you get extra pants?
Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon
Chuck: That's grim
Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.
Chuck: Have you get extra pants?
Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon
Chuck: That's grim
by Sieffy April 05, 2013
Sentence used with frequency in some chats where the AJ of the group starts doing things that should not be
by nitrone February 17, 2017
My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.
by Nsw16 April 12, 2023
A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.
One should securely pin his post-showering attire so dat said birthday-suit covering will stay "modestly" closed if he encounters any terry stops.
by QuacksO October 15, 2020
by sillylex May 20, 2018
A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
by Rushbcykablyat June 01, 2022
by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 09, 2022