Kid you not

When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick

"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Afellowgamer March 14, 2020

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You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition

You and your sluts:

Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

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You asshole

it is the hole of the ass. A mildly stong word

You asshole steve

by Asshole.6 December 2, 2020

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roast on you

There are four main categories of when one would say, "roast on you."
1) they are flirting or be flirted with
2) somebody just told them off, they got burned, or they just said something stupid
3) they burned some one else
4) something amazing or extremely hilarious just happened

Girl: I really love you!
Guy: Your best friend told me that too.

Me: Roast on you!

by youknowwwhoitis December 8, 2014

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you-a culpa

To shift blame while apologizing for someone else’s mistakes.

"I was impressed by Michael Brown's willingness to accept responsibility for how incompetent everyone else was. He candidly admitted he was too trusting, too able, too overskilled to deal with all the retards around him. Overall, Jon, a heartfelt and stirring you-a culpa."

--Rob Corddry, correspondent on The Daily Show

by BearMuse October 5, 2005

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