International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

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International Suck a Femboy Day

June 27th is the International Suck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy 1: Fuck! I can't believe tomorrow is International Suck a Femboy Day, I've been waiting all year for this day!
Guy 2: I know, dude. Wanna come over and let me celebrate with my head between your thighs? :3
Guy 1: Hehe let me get my favorite skirt! I’ll be there soon! (> ω <)

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025

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International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.

Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.

by Greg761 September 17, 2025

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the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

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nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”

by fearjerr March 8, 2024

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