Alpha Theta Gamma

A group of delinquent fuck boys, who value pussy more than morals. They cherish getting laid more than getting paid. They would rather blame women around them than take responsibility for their own actions. Although if they like you, you’re safe. If they don't, you’re shunned because of their own portentous ignorance. Save yourself and show them how the game is played.

Hey! Did you hear that Julie got fucked by Alpha Theta Gamma!?

Nah man! She asked for it!

by GoldFlake69 November 30, 2023

Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later

Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.

by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025

I Was In Alpha

A Master Yi Q Alpha Strike Bug

'I was in alpha wtf riot fix it ' Cowsep

by IAmSynapse December 5, 2017

Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.

Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’

by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021

Alpha male

Will Davies

Will Davies is such an alpha Male

by Truest alpha June 24, 2019

Alpha

Man with Big Dick and big Balls

Yo that nigga alpha he really packing an alpha

by Dat nigga AB September 16, 2021

alpha

when someone says they are alpha think of it like a wolf, a lone wolf who is independent and doesn't need help for success. But it can also be the leader of a wolf pack.

Person one: "Im the alpha"

Person two: "Im trying to take a shit"

by Urban Slang Words Defined April 28, 2024