When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

by Boiaa October 8, 2018

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋
by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019

by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023
