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Skeet Gifting

Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.
"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.
by IKaizen December 2, 2013
mugGet the Skeet Giftingmug.

Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.
"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"
by corndog1111 May 17, 2016
mugGet the Skeet Stouchemug.

Aqua Skeet Skeet

these 4 bitches from mobile,al you know who you are
Damn, did you see aqua skeet skeet and the gang man dem hoes is stuck up.
by coollikedat August 19, 2009
mugGet the Aqua Skeet Skeetmug.

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